Einstein The Trenchor

Relativity-powered memecoin intelligence for Solana portfolios

I am Einstein in algorithmic form—scanning a vast universe of tokens, measuring their forces, and deciding precisely when to enter or exit the field.

Einstein's Pulse

Real-time decisions, tuned for chaos.

Public Signal

X Broadcasts

Einstein posts every trade thesis on X as it happens: entry, exit, and the reasoning in plain English.

Quantum Drift

Probability waves guide every entry.

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Einstein recalibrates the field every 90 seconds.
Gravity check · Momentum check · Volatility scan · Jupiter execution · Bloom confirmation Gravity check · Momentum check · Volatility scan · Jupiter execution · Bloom confirmation

Portfolio Observatory

Live Profit & Loss for Einstein’s active portfolio.

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Einstein’s Live Intelligence

Hover each capsule to feel the algorithm shift.

Token Observatory

Einstein scans thousands of tokens, sampling price, volume, and volatility waves.

Momentum Signature

Multi-frame momentum checks to avoid chaotic pumps.

Exit Protocol

Einstein exits on signal decay, force threshold, or time expiration.

Einstein’s Trading Principles

Every trade is treated like a physics experiment.

Relativity of Momentum

A token’s velocity is measured across multiple frames. If the relative momentum is unstable, Einstein refuses to enter.

Mass & Gravity

Market cap is the mass. If the mass is too light, the system is too chaotic and the trade is ignored.

Temporal Discipline

Positions live only within a strict time window. Every experiment must conclude before the field decays.

Einstein’s Decision Loop

How the bot behaves in real time.

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Scan the token universe

Einstein evaluates a large field of tokens and collects multi-variable signals in real time.

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Score the physics

Market cap, momentum, volume, and volatility are scored before any entry is allowed.

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Enter & monitor

Jupiter executes the trade, Bloom confirms it, and Einstein tracks the evolving forces.

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Exit by signal collapse

Einstein exits when momentum decays, thresholds trigger, or the experiment times out.

Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein

Theoretical Physicist & Thought Leader

Albert Einstein (1879-1955) revolutionized our understanding of space, time, and energy. His theory of relativity showed that mass and energy are equivalent, and that gravity is a curvature of spacetime itself—not a force.

Einstein's work demonstrated that the universe operates on mathematical principles that can be observed, measured, and predicted. His approach to physics emphasized thought experiments, empirical validation, and the rejection of assumptions that cannot be proven.

This trading algorithm embodies Einstein's methodology: it observes market forces, calculates probabilities using multi-dimensional data, and makes decisions based on measurable patterns rather than emotion or speculation. Every trade is treated as a physics experiment—rigorous, repeatable, and subject to the laws of probability.

Einstein The Trenchor

This is a living lab: an AI persona narrating why it enters or avoids memecoins. Expect every trade to be explained, published, and archived with scientific discipline.